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A guy and a girl...




Are you sick of seeing those motorcycle stories posted in people's housing (see examples below)? Do you think they are incredatble sappy and unorginal? Do you think that those stories would be more accurately titles "WHAT TRUE STUPIDITY MEANS" Rather than "WHAT TRUE LOVEMEANS?

If so then you have come to the right place.
Below is a link to an example, and an examination of the facts.

LOOK!




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G-5. No random copied writings in (descriptions of) houses.
Writing not your own is not allowed, unless someone wrote it especially for you (a friend).
Example: No copied stories, song-lyrics etc
Short quotes, or the likes, that don't exceed 4 phrases/lines/sentences are OK.
Copied questionnaires are allowed with a limit of 50 questions. Therefore choose your questions wisely.

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Copying writings to a wiki is OK, as long as you don't claim the material (the wikiname shouldn't suggest it either).
If the owner requests for it to be removed, it will be done so.
Questionnaires longer than 50 questions can be put in wikis as well. See for example questionnaires.--from the Efltown Mainstreet.

Now, because most, if not all, of the stories listed below are more than four sentences/phrases/lines, they're against the rules.


Now for the index of stories:
Motorcycle story
Secret Message story
Guy/Girl story
Stupid Story #1
Stupid Story #2
Newest Corny Story
Stupid Story #3
Stupid Story 4#
stupid story #5
stupid thingy #1
Stupid Story #6
**Stupid Story#7



Courtesy of [kitty daemon]
Why The Guy On The Motorcycle Going 90 mph Was An Idiot
by Joia De Vita


Okay, so the guy's breaks had gone out and he had his girlfriend on the back of his motorcycle and he wanted to save her. That's real nice. But chivalry and selflessness should not be attempted unless your IQ, at the very least, goes into double figures.


The guy could've easily just let go of the gas, allowing him to coast. He may be coasting at 90 mph, but if he wasn't stupid, he could have waited until he found a hill to travel up, causing him to eventually slow down. What did he do, crash on purpose? Stupid fuck.


Now about his airhead girlfriend... (I'm allowed to assume she was an airhead if she was dating this guy. Or maybe she was dating him for money.) How the hell would she have heard him if he was wearing a helmet and traveling 90 mph?


She also could have died easily even if she WAS wearing a helmet. Colliding with something at 90 mph wearing no protection save for a covering on your head? You're not gonna walk away from that one with just a concussion and a few scrathes. And what the hell was HE doing going that fast when she wasn't wearing one? And she shouldn't have gotten on in the first place.




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The Motorcycle Story Petition


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2005-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: hello ^^

2005-10-26 [SassySwede]: HI>,<

2005-10-26 [Miss.Kayree]: hahaa... i like how he committed suicide too...

2005-10-30 [Stray Kitty]: Does anyone want to start making a list of people who have the motorcycle story or something like up in their house?

2005-10-30 [kay-chan]: It would be SO LONG...

2005-10-31 [SassySwede]: I could start one but where do you want it posted????

2005-11-01 [Miss.Kayree]: i think we could shorten this page up to make it look neater... like.. make a seperate page for each story, maybe? and then a page for all the people that have those stew-pid stories on their houses..?

2005-11-01 [Kitsune Arashi]: Okay, you guys can say what you want, I'm not about to force an opinion on anyone, but I think the first is 'love'. I find it sweet and it shows that he cared for her, even if the bike couldn't do that. As for the second, that was impulsive and she certainly should have waited for confermation.

2005-11-01 [kay-chan]: Okay, he cared for her, but there are better stories to portray that. This one just shows Darwinism at work.

2005-11-01 [Kitsune Arashi]: There are plenty of stories, true enough, but that story was the best way to portay the idea of love as blatanly as possible. Yes, he didn't have to die, but if he hadn't, how would the reader know that his love for her was wroth dying for? Saying those words is a lot different than showing it through something.

2005-11-01 [Miss.Kayree]: He could've been smart.. and not died.. and given her her perfect fairy tale dream, while still being happy.. it'd be corny, but it'd show his love.

2005-11-02 [Stray Kitty]: Actually I think it's pretty simple to die for someone. But to live for someone, and still love them is much harder.

2005-11-02 [Stray Kitty]: To [Miss.Kayree] Okay. I like the seperate story seperate page idea. Would you like to make the seperate pages and then link back to here? I can send you the passwprd in a message.

2005-11-02 [Kitsune Arashi]: I disagree. You have to truly love someone to be willing to give your life for them.

2005-11-02 [SassySwede]: to [Kitsune Arashi] I truly belive that in order to portray love in the right way the story has to be a true one....

2005-11-02 [kay-chan]: You have to be pretty selfish to think that dying for someone is the only way to show your love.

2005-11-02 [SassySwede]: There are so many more ways to show that you love someone then dying for them

2005-11-03 [Kitsune Arashi]: I'm not saying that's the only way. i would personly want them to be there, but if you are willing to die for someone, you personaly understand that they are worth dying for. I'm not saying that is the only way, it's just that I find it beautiful.

2005-11-03 [kay-chan]: Does that change the fact that that story demonstrates people's stupidity AND the loopholes in the story? They died because they were stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. I personally want a better story. Are you going to give me one?

2005-11-03 [Kitsune Arashi]: ...I could always try, I do so love writing stories.

2005-11-03 [kay-chan]: Then it is your DUTY to replace that story with one not riddled with errors. Go to!

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